The "Boyfriend Beater" - Couple's Tee

Finally, a shirt that warns them before they even say hello. You’re not "difficult to work with," you’re just a specialist in psychological warfare and looking incredibly aesthetic while doing it. This is for the girlies who treat their relationship like a competitive sport and are currently winning by a landslide.

• Relationship Status: Effectively communicates that you are the final boss of his camera roll and his patience.

• The Silhouette: Regular fit so you can comfortably plot your next move without any restrictive fabric holding back your genius.

• Aura Points: +5,000 for the bold text, -10 for actually being a sweetheart when nobody is looking (we won't tell).

• The Power Trip: Designed to be worn while you’re "not mad" but definitely haven't blinked in three minutes.

Technical Specs

• 100% Cotton: 180 GSM of pure "I’m right," making it breathable enough for high-stakes arguments.

• Regular Fit: Classic cut that looks just as good on you as it does when you inevitably steal his hoodie later.

• Cold Wash Only: Wash inside-out in cold water because your heart is cold, but we still need to protect the print.

• Ironing Protocol: Flip it inside out before ironing; we’re flattening the wrinkles, not your ego.