Liquor? If She Lets Me Oversized Tee

We get it, you’re not the main character, you’re the chaotic supporting role who needs constant supervision. This shirt is for anyone whose weekend plans are entirely dependent on their partner's vibe (and permission). Slip this on, assume your position as a designated follower, and wait for instructions.

• Bold Back Print: Big text on the back so everyone you walk away from knows exactly where you stand in the relationship hierarchy.

• Aggressively Casual: The oversized fit says "I have zero stress because I have zero responsibilities," even if that's not true.

• Deep Maroon Text: A sophisticated color for a deeply unserious statement. It’s called contrast, look it up.

Technical Specs:

• Fabric: 100% Cotton, 180 GSM. Soft, breathable, and slightly structured, unlike your weekend plans.

• Fit: Unisex Oversized Fit. Features extra length and dropped shoulders for that perfectly slouchy look.

• Print: Durable back print in deep maroon. It’s designed to last, just like your need for validation.

• Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Hang dry if you’re responsible, or tumble dry low if you live on the edge.