The "Honest Flirt" Oversized Tee

Look, we get it. Social interaction is hard. Talking to women? Terrifying. This shirt does the heavy lifting for you so you don't have to stumble over your words. It’s not just a t-shirt; it’s a warning label. Wear it to the mall, the gym, or your next failed first date.

Why you need this:

• High-Definition Irony: Bold red text on a crisp white base. Minimalist enough to look "fashion," unhinged enough to let everyone know you’re struggling.

• Brat-Approved Fit: Oversized, boxy, and heavy on the "I’ve given up but in a cool way" aesthetic.

• No Vibe Checks Needed: 100% Cotton. 0% Social Skills.

Technical Specs (The Serious Stuff):

• Fit: Oversized / Boxy Fit (Size down if you want to look slightly more stable).

• Material: Premium Heavyweight Cotton (200-240 GSM).

• Print: High-durability DTG (Direct to Garment) print that won't fade as fast as your confidence.

• Care: Wash cold, inside out. Don't iron the text (unless you want it to be as distorted as your dating life).