{"product_id":"unisex-oversized-classic-t-shirt","title":"The \"Honest Flirt\" Oversized Tee","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eLook, we get it. Social interaction is hard. Talking to women? Terrifying. This shirt does the heavy lifting for you so you don't have to stumble over your words. It’s not just a t-shirt; it’s a warning label. Wear it to the mall, the gym, or your next failed first date.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy you need this:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHigh-Definition Irony:\u003c\/b\u003e Bold red text on a crisp white base. Minimalist enough to look \"fashion,\" unhinged enough to let everyone know you’re struggling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBrat-Approved Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Oversized, boxy, and heavy on the \"I’ve given up but in a cool way\" aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo Vibe Checks Needed:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Cotton. 0% Social Skills.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTechnical Specs (The Serious Stuff):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Oversized \/ Boxy Fit (Size down if you want to look slightly more stable).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium Heavyweight Cotton (200-240 GSM).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrint:\u003c\/b\u003e High-durability DTG (Direct to Garment) print that won't fade as fast as your confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e Wash cold, inside out. Don't iron the text (unless you want it to be as distorted as your dating life).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Unhinged Brats","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52154283622683,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW08EMMR8hubTTrwPZ9XKV","price":799.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52154283655451,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW08EMMR8hubTTrwPZ9XOc","price":799.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52154283688219,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW08EMMR8hubTTrwPZ9XOd","price":799.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52154283720987,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW08EMMR8hubTTrwPZ9XOe","price":799.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/7173\/8395\/files\/I_cant_flirt_tee.png?v=1782297874","url":"https:\/\/unhingedbrats.in\/products\/unisex-oversized-classic-t-shirt","provider":"Unhinged Brats","version":"1.0","type":"link"}