{"product_id":"unisex-classic-crew-t-shirt-7","title":"Alpha Male Kitten Tee","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eOh, so you're an \"alpha male\"? Sure you are, buddy. Nothing screams unmatched masculine dominance quite like a tiny, wide-eyed orange kitten surrounded by butterflies and a literal rainbow. Wear this to your next gym session or family dinner to let everyone know you are absolutely, definitely the top dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhy you need this:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePeak Irony\u003c\/b\u003e: Confuse the local gym bros and podcast hosts with zero physical effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrange Cat Energy\u003c\/b\u003e: Channel the chaotic, single-brain-cell vibe of an orange tabby wherever you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eImmaculate Aura\u003c\/b\u003e: Instantly increases your social aura points because you're clearly too confident to care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eTechnical Specs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/b\u003e: 100% cotton with 180 GSM, meaning it's lightweight enough to escape your responsibilities comfortably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit\u003c\/b\u003e: Perfect unisex regular fit—your new go-to everyday tee for looking effortlessly hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare\u003c\/b\u003e: Wash inside-out in cold water and dry on low heat, unless you want the kitten to shrink into a literal molecule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIroning\u003c\/b\u003e: Flip it inside out before ironing because melting an alpha male is a pretty bad look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Unhinged Brats","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52455372357915,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW0cUHNxUvubTQrQvc9HSa","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52455372226843,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW0cUHNxUvubTQrQvc9HSe","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52455372259611,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW0cUHNxUvubTQrQvc9HSf","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52455372292379,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW0cUHNxUvubTQrQvc9HSY","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52455372325147,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW0cUHNxUvubTQrQvc9HSZ","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/7173\/8395\/files\/alpha-male-kitten-unisex-tee.png?v=1783160239","url":"https:\/\/unhingedbrats.in\/products\/unisex-classic-crew-t-shirt-7","provider":"Unhinged Brats","version":"1.0","type":"link"}