{"product_id":"unisex-classic-crew-t-shirt-2","title":"The \"Soft Boy\" Ruse Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eAh, the classic \"I love Clairo and read bell hooks\" strategy. If you're a guy trying to bypass the small talk and tap directly into the hearts of girls with nose rings and letterboxd accounts, this shirt is your ultimate cheat code. It’s shameless, it's sarcastic, and it’s expertly engineered to make you look like a walking green flag at the local indie coffee shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhy you need this:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Bait:\u003c\/b\u003e Signals to every girl in a 5-mile radius that you are \"emotionally available\" and \"safe to talk to,\" even if you haven't actually read a book since high school.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSarcastic Subtext:\u003c\/b\u003e It's ironic enough that you can claim it's a joke if someone calls you out, but effective enough to start a 45-minute conversation about whether \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"164\"\u003eSling\u003c\/i\u003e or \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"173\"\u003eImmunity\u003c\/i\u003e is Clairo's true masterpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSkip the Swiping:\u003c\/b\u003e Wear your strategically curated interests right on your chest so she can come directly to you to debate feminist theory while you just nod and smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTechnical Specs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% Premium Cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e Incredibly soft, allowing you to easily pretend you have a sensitive, emotional side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e180 GSM Weight:\u003c\/b\u003e Lightweight and breezy, which is perfect for when you start sweating because she actually asks you to name your favorite feminist author.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUnisex Regular Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Nominally unisex, but specifically optimized for guys looking to maximize their indie-girl interaction rate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Wash cold, tumble dry low. Iron inside out—protect the graphic at all costs, because without this shirt, you're just a regular guy who doesn't know what a matcha latte is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Unhinged Brats","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52196111417627,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW088KMh8rubTTqwPe-XqV","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52196111450395,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW088KMh8rubTTqwPe-Xuc","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52196111483163,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW088KMh8rubTTqwPe-Xud","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52196111515931,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW088KMh8rubTTqwPe-Xue","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/7173\/8395\/files\/i-love-matcha-clairo-tee.png?v=1782299074","url":"https:\/\/unhingedbrats.in\/products\/unisex-classic-crew-t-shirt-2","provider":"Unhinged Brats","version":"1.0","type":"link"}