{"product_id":"unisex-classic-crew-t-shirt-13","title":"Hamke Call Kari Baby Cat Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel enable-luminous-fast-follows enable-updated-hr-color stronger tutor-markdown-rendering\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_50e9f7f908fca7bb\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"polite\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWe see you dodging that call from your landlord while texting your group chat for the 500th time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It's time to own your avoidance with an aesthetic that screams 'I'm very busy being an inscrutable cat on a vintage landline,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e but I still expect you to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"271\" class=\"\"\u003etry\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e’ This cat looks way more committed to the bit than you do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eWhy you need this:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eThe Ultimate Hotline:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A dedicated line for when you just cannot deal with actual humans but want to look reachable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It's a vibe,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and this cat is maintaining it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eVintage Tech Savior:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Because nothing screams ‘I have time to talk but absolutely do not want to’ like a rotary phone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e And a cat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A very serious cat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eBollywood Cat-Core:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Is it a direct demand for affection,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e a quote from a film you only half-remember,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e or a classic case of Schrödinger’s phone call?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Yes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It’s all of them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Own the confusion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eTechnical Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e 100% Cotton,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e aka cloud armor against awkward conversations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Light,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e breezy,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and definitely not clingy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e 180 GSM for lightweight comfort,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e providing the perfect structure for your disinterest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Unlike you,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e this fabric has standard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Unisex Regular Fit—the perfect 'I don't care but I also do' silhouette for all people.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It's the fit that fits everyone's need to look attractive and distant.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Wash inside-out in cold water; dry low heat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Flip it inside out before ironing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Don’t get fresh with the cat,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e or the phone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Unhinged Brats","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52509378707739,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW0cIPMxYqubTQrgzd-HOV","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52509378576667,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW0cIPMxYqubTQrgzd-HOZ","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52509378609435,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW0cIPMxYqubTQrgzd-HOa","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52509378642203,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW0cIPMxYqubTQrgzd-HOb","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52509378674971,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW0cIPMxYqubTQrgzd-HOU","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/7173\/8395\/files\/Mockups_-_UB.png?v=1783941641","url":"https:\/\/unhingedbrats.in\/products\/unisex-classic-crew-t-shirt-13","provider":"Unhinged Brats","version":"1.0","type":"link"}