{"product_id":"unisex-classic-crew-t-shirt-12","title":"The Shocked Cats 'Lesbians Eat What' Tee","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eOkay,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e look,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e we know you’ve definitely had that moment where you need to communicate a specific,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e confusing,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e slightly unhinged thought without saying a single word.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e This tee is here to do that exact job for you,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e which is… worrying,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e but also,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e totally valid.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It’s a conversation starter,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e a confusion generator,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and a vibe all wrapped in a comfy cotton bundle of absolute chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhy you need this:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003eInstant Chaos Generator:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Guarantees immediate attention and immediate confusion,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e the ultimate double-tap for your social media presence or,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e you know,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e real life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003eThe Big Question:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e An existential crisis about… well,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e food,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e probably?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e The cats need answers,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and this tee is their megaphone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eTechnical Specs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e100% Cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e For lightweight comfort,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e because you should probably feel good while broadcasting your weirdness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e180 GSM:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e The sweet spot of soft-but-sturdy,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e perfect for layering under a flannel or a serious existential dread hoodie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003eUnisex Regular Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It’s a boxy,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e casual,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e 'stepped out of bed' shape,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e so it fits most people.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Even you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Flip inside-out before ironing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e We mean it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Don't melt the cats,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e you monster.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Unhinged Brats","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52500568506651,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW0cMONB4hubTQrwra93ab","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52500568375579,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW0cMONB4hubTQrwra93af","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52500568408347,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW0cMONB4hubTQrwra93aY","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52500568441115,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW0cMONB4hubTQrwra93aZ","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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