{"product_id":"baby-tee-5","title":"The \"Fet's Luck\" Baby Tee","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eFor when you want to make a statement but also want everyone you pass to question their own reading comprehension skills. Look, we all know exactly what vibe you're putting out here, but this keeps it just classy enough to not get you kicked out of the local grocery store. It’s giving chaotic energy, subconscious rizz, and absolute confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhy you need this:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt-in Icebreaker:\u003c\/b\u003e Forces people to stare at your chest for an extra three seconds just to decode the spoonerism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlausible Deniability:\u003c\/b\u003e If your parents or grandma asks, you just really love good luck and whatever a \"fet\" is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePeak Delusion:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect shirt to wear when you are actively making terrible life choices but hoping for the best possible outcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMain Character Energy:\u003c\/b\u003e Short enough to show off your midriff, bold enough to show off your complete lack of shame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTechnical Specs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e A hefty 240 GSM blend (95% cotton, 5% spandex) because your jokes might be cheap, but your clothing quality shouldn't be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e A snug, body-hugging baby tee cut that clings to you tighter than you cling to your toxic traits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Texture:\u003c\/b\u003e Treated with a premium bio-wash, making it way softer than the reality check you probably need.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and please try not to manifest too much chaos while wearing it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unhinged Brats","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52196116168987,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW088KMhIuubTTqwPe9HKd","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52196116037915,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW088KMhIuubTTqwPe9Xub","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52196116070683,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW088KMhIuubTTqwPe9XuU","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52196116103451,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW088KMhIuubTTqwPe9XuV","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52196116136219,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW088KMhIuubTTqwPe9HKc","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/7173\/8395\/files\/fets-luck-white-cropped-baby-tee.png?v=1782903376","url":"https:\/\/unhingedbrats.in\/products\/baby-tee-5","provider":"Unhinged Brats","version":"1.0","type":"link"}