{"title":"Featured Collection","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"unisex-oversized-classic-t-shirt-1","title":"The \"Flirt and Panic\" Back-Print Oversized Tee","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eEmbrace your social awkwardness with a side of style in our \"Flirt and Panic\" oversized tee. Featuring a cheeky red-text slogan on a crisp white backdrop, this shirt is perfect for the chronic overthinkers who love a good laugh. Crafted from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"263\"\u003epremium 240 GSM 100% cotton\u003c\/b\u003e, it offers a substantial, high-quality feel that maintains its \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"354\"\u003estylish, slouchy drape\u003c\/b\u003e all day long. 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It’s giving chaotic energy, subconscious rizz, and absolute confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhy you need this:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt-in Icebreaker:\u003c\/b\u003e Forces people to stare at your chest for an extra three seconds just to decode the spoonerism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlausible Deniability:\u003c\/b\u003e If your parents or grandma asks, you just really love good luck and whatever a \"fet\" is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePeak Delusion:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect shirt to wear when you are actively making terrible life choices but hoping for the best possible outcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMain Character Energy:\u003c\/b\u003e Short enough to show off your midriff, bold enough to show off your complete lack of shame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTechnical Specs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e A hefty 240 GSM blend (95% cotton, 5% spandex) because your jokes might be cheap, but your clothing quality shouldn't be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e A snug, body-hugging baby tee cut that clings to you tighter than you cling to your toxic traits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Texture:\u003c\/b\u003e Treated with a premium bio-wash, making it way softer than the reality check you probably need.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and please try not to manifest too much chaos while wearing it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unhinged Brats","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52196116168987,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW088KMhIuubTTqwPe9HKd","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52196116037915,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW088KMhIuubTTqwPe9Xub","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52196116070683,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW088KMhIuubTTqwPe9XuU","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52196116103451,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW088KMhIuubTTqwPe9XuV","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52196116136219,"sku":"v-9hGj3yeOaVZW088KMhIuubTTqwPe9HKc","price":599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/7173\/8395\/files\/fets-luck-white-cropped-baby-tee.png?v=1782903376"},{"product_id":"unisex-oversized-standard-t-shirt","title":"Liquor? 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